Case Number 420 – Laure / Gun Ace | Lyrics & English Translation |

Case Number 420 ! Haajir Ho !!

Bikram Sambat 2066/04/10 Thamel Ma Sushree Sita Sanga Range Haat Pakrau Pareka Avyukta Daye Shree Laure Ra Shree Gun Ace  Gita Ma Haat Rakhi Kasam Khanuhos

Case number 420 ! Report to the courtroom !!

On 10/04/2066 BS, arrested red-handed in Thamel with Miss Sita, defendants Mr. Laure and Mr. Gun Ace please swear by Gita to tell the truth

Sita Lai Aakha Lauda Ta Yesto Va

Gita Mathi Haat Rakhda Ta Jhan K Hola

So an ill-glance at Sita has led to this

I shudder to think what would come of it if I laid hands on Gita

Dui Barsa Agadi, Ma Ra Gun Ace Thamel Ma

Two years back, Gun Ace and I found ourselves in Thamel
Rajdhani Jada Kheri Kaam, Thakai Ra Jhamel Ma

When work beckoned us to the capital
Gayau Hami Chiya Khana

We’d stopped for tea
Baira Hotel Thikkai Thiyo, Bhitra Chhirda Chidiyakhana

From the outside it looked a café alright, inside it was a zoo
[ Welcome To Hell ]
Kothai Kotha Ma Ekdam Rangin Thiyo Batabaran

With each passing room, the atmosphere grew more colorful
Vada Ko Apsara Lai Paisa Tirdai Chirharan

Abuse rental angels in exchange for cash
Kalila, Kalila Thiye Thuprai Balika

A regalia of barely legal teens laid in wait
Yesto Huda Kina Chupchan Samaj, Nagarpalika?

Why is the society and the metropolis silent despite this?
Tara Malai Baal Chikni

But do I give a damn, fucker
Teti Bela Thiye Ma Ni Halka Maala Maal

Those days I too was a little well-off
Bikini, Panty Ra Dhaal Thiyo Chharprasta Bhui Vari

Bikinis and panties were strewn across the floor
Uttejana Le Mattauthiyo Malai Ghari Ghari

Lust and lechery animated me
Jaba Dekhthiye Maile Ardha-Nangi Pari Yeha Thari Thari

When I saw the panoply of half-naked enchantresses
Gori, Patali, Kali, Moti

Fair, slim, bronze, fat
Oth Ma Chamkilo Laali Poti

Bright lipstick burnished across their lips
Sumsumaudai Mero Gaala Ghati

Susurrating over my cheeks and my neck
Saala Jathi Le Samati Mero Tala Ko Pakhura

One testy wench clasped my limb down south
Ma Pani K Kam, Samatde Tesko Chatti Ko Takura

I couldn’t hold back, I grabbed for the crests on her chest

Sojho Thiye, Ma Laure, Yo Tero Sangat Ko Dosh Ho,

I was a simpleton, Laure, all this is the offshoot

of my friendship with you,
Yo Raksi Ra Tyo Boksi Ko Sath Ma Jawani Ko Josh Ho.
Apart from the wine and the witches, 
coupled with the frenzy of the youth

Marda Ko Jaat,

The nature of men
Mitho Lagcha Hamlai Nikkai Nai Arka Ko Ghar Ko Bhat

Is in savoring the flower of someone else’s garden
Pallo Kotha Bhitra Jaat-Tra Chaldaithiyo

In the next room, a carnival was in full swing
Dui Jodi Ek Arka Mathi Chadi Masta Hallaudaithiye Khaat

A couple riding on top of each other rocked the bed
[ Ahh Uhh ]
Ma Pani Syal, Khole Tyo Kotha Ko Jyal,

The jackal in me rose as I peered into that room,

 Chyal Byal Mukh Ma Ryal Mero

Slobber filled my mouth
[ Tamma Variyo ]

To the brim
Ani?

Then?
Mero Lakhau Cha Ni, Chala Ko Rau,

The million bristles across my body keyed up

Alchi  Aau-La Jatro Mero Li Li

My little finger-sized pe pe
[ Linggaa Thadiyo ]

Penis flared up
Sakina Maile Khapna

Suddenly restrain was beyond me
Aatma Santusti Ko Lagi Thale Mantra Japna

I sought for composure through incantation
“Om Namo Shivaye, Maile Khai K Biraye?

“O god, what was my fault really?
Dulo Paye Chiraye,

I found a hole and bore myself into it

 Gaye Sauchalaye, Hastamaithun Dwara Giraye"

I ran to the restroom, and finished my business with masturbation"

Jeth Maile Seteko Maina

Jestha (mid may- mid june) the month I warmed myself
Tespachi Teslai Bheteko Chaina

Haven’t met her since
Pattau Ya Napattau Aba Dherai Malai Nasattau

Believe me or not, now stop dogging me
Mero Boli Namitho Maan Cha Safa Sachha

My words are foul, but my heart’s pure and clear
Nakh, Mukh Ustai Cha Gun Ace Kai Hunu Parcha Bachha

The kid looks like Gun Ace, he must be the natural father

Sojho Thiye, Ma Laure Yo Tero Sangat Ko Dosh Ho,

I was a simpleton, Laure, all this is your doing,
Yo Raksi Ra Tyo Boksi Ko Sath Ma Jawani Ko Josh Ho.

Apart from the wine and the witch, 
coupled with the frenzy of the youth

Badi Ra Pratibadi Tatha Sakshi Haru Ko Tamam Bayan Lai Madhyanajar Gardai Yo Sammanit Adalat Pratibadi Daye Shree Laure Ra Shree Gun Ace Lai Doshi Thahar Gardai Janai Da-Das Hajar Jaribana Tatha Chha-Chha Barsa Jail Sajaye Ra Neej Sita Lo Navajaat Sishu Ko Varan Poshan Shree Gun Ace Le Garnu Parne Avyukta Daya Ko Naam Ma Yo Adalat Aadesh Jaari Garrdachha!

Upon reviewing the testimony of the prosecutor, the defendants and the accounts of all the witnesses, the jury finds the defendants Mr. Laure and Mr. Gun Ace guilty. The defendants will be fined Rs. 10,000 each in addition to six years imprisonment.

Also the defendant Mr. Gun Ace is hereby ordered to provide for child support of the newborn baby that the victim Miss Sita conceived as a result of his actions, he shall continue to pay toward child support until the child is of age.

The court is now adjourned.

Artists: Laure / Gun Ace